The Official 2009 Raptorland Christmas Wish List
This is The Official Raptorland Christmas Wish List for 2009.
It took some digging, but we've found out exactly what everyone in Raptorland wants this Christmas from Santa Claus. So here is what we discovered is on the Raptorland Christmas Wish List:

Raptor Fans want a 50-0 run to close out the season
Jay Triano wants someone who can play defense
Raptor Players want someone who can coach defense
Antoine Wright wants a jump shot
Jose Calderon wants a red cape to wave at point guards on the blow-by
Sonny Weems wants to not be called Good Joey anymore
Hedo Turkoglu wants to wake up from his three month sleep
DeMar DeRozan wants a fifth capital letter in his name
Andrea Bargnani wants Bosh to stop stealing his rebounds
Reggie Evans wants Dr. Scholl to heal his foot
Amir Johnson wants the doctors to keep Reggie’s foot in a boot forever
Jarrett Jack wants to remind Raps fans he’s J.J. - not T.J.
Chris Bosh wants to f***ing win already
Marco Belinelli wants to prove Don Nelson wrong
Marcus Banks wants Jose wearing a suit on the sidelines until April
Patrick O’Bryant just wants to play
Rasho Nesterovic wants to NBA!
Pops Mensah-Bonsu wants his contract picked up on January 5th
Matt Devlin wants this NBA gig to last longer than the others
Hello! Jack Armstrong wants a smooth MGD sponge bath from the Dance Pak
Leo Rautins wants Canadian citizenship for Chris Bosh
Doug Smith wants an adult beverage and a donut
Eric Smith wants to not be called Smitty – “E” is cooler
Paul Jones wants Chris Bosh’s hair
Jay Triano wants Matt Devlin’s hair
Maurizio Gheridini wants a Euro billionaire to buy the Nets and make him GM
Bryan Colangelo wants Daddy
RaptorTalk wants you to safely Enjoy the Holidays and have a Happy and Prosperous 2010!




The Raptors GM Colangelo needs to start doing the right thing. A lot of people think of Canada as hockey country, well I got news for them, we like all sport.
Yes we like basketball. And I would rather see the raptors develope their big men (Johnson,Obryant,Mens-bonsu).
Where does a no talent wanna be, wasnt good enough for the Nba guy like Traino
get off ruining these players career.
This team gets destroyes on the Boards, yet their young big player are cramping up on the bench.
I wish those young guys along with weems
all the best because, even if it means winning it still will not increase their playing time. The funny thing is the Raptors would be a better team
EXAMPLE of what I mean
C-Pops...PF-Bosh..SF-Andrea...G-Weems..PG-Jack
or
C-Bosh..PF-Johnson..SF-Andrea..G-Derozen
PG..Bank or Trade Calderon
Make your team bigger not smaller, Dont you see that all the great teams are big and agile.
Well now you know
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