The Official 2009 Raptorland Christmas Wish List

 By RaptorTalk


This is The Official Raptorland Christmas Wish List for 2009.

It took some digging, but we've found out exactly what everyone in Raptorland wants this Christmas from Santa Claus. So here is what we discovered is on the Raptorland Christmas Wish List:

    


Raptor Fans
want a 50-0 run to close out the season

Jay Triano wants someone who can play defense

Raptor Players want someone who can coach defense

Antoine Wright wants a jump shot

Jose Calderon wants a red cape to wave at point guards on the blow-by

Sonny Weems wants to not be called Good Joey anymore

Hedo Turkoglu wants to wake up from his three month sleep

DeMar DeRozan wants a fifth capital letter in his name

Andrea Bargnani wants Bosh to stop stealing his rebounds

Reggie Evans wants Dr. Scholl to heal his foot

Amir Johnson wants the doctors to keep Reggie’s foot in a boot forever

Jarrett Jack wants to remind Raps fans he’s J.J. - not T.J.

Chris Bosh wants to f***ing win already

Marco Belinelli wants to prove Don Nelson wrong

Marcus Banks wants Jose wearing a suit on the sidelines until April

Patrick O’Bryant just wants to play

Rasho Nesterovic wants to NBA!

Pops Mensah-Bonsu wants his contract picked up on January 5th

Matt Devlin wants this NBA gig to last longer than the others

Hello! Jack Armstrong wants a smooth MGD sponge bath from the Dance Pak

Leo Rautins wants Canadian citizenship for Chris Bosh

Doug Smith wants an adult beverage and a donut

Eric Smith wants to not be called Smitty – “E” is cooler

Paul Jones wants Chris Bosh’s hair

Jay Triano wants Matt Devlin’s hair

Maurizio Gheridini wants a Euro billionaire to buy the Nets and make him GM

Bryan Colangelo wants Daddy


RaptorTalk
wants you to safely Enjoy the Holidays and have a Happy and Prosperous 2010!

 

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  • 1/3/2010 5:18 PM Rdubluu wrote:
    The Raptors GM Colangelo needs to start doing the right thing. A lot of people think of Canada as hockey country, well I got news for them, we like all sport.

    Yes we like basketball. And I would rather see the raptors develope their big men (Johnson,Obryant,Mens-bonsu).
    Where does a no talent wanna be, wasnt good enough for the Nba guy like Traino
    get off ruining these players career.
    This team gets destroyes on the Boards, yet their young big player are cramping up on the bench.
    I wish those young guys along with weems
    all the best because, even if it means winning it still will not increase their playing time. The funny thing is the Raptors would be a better team

    EXAMPLE of what I mean
    C-Pops...PF-Bosh..SF-Andrea...G-Weems..PG-Jack
    or

    C-Bosh..PF-Johnson..SF-Andrea..G-Derozen
    PG..Bank or Trade Calderon

    Make your team bigger not smaller, Dont you see that all the great teams are big and agile.

    Well now you know
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