By Raptortalk


RaptorTalk has just obtained a top secret transcript of the soon to be released follow-up conversation between The Coach, Jack Armstrong and the Turkish Jordan, Hedo Turkoglu. This exclusive interview occurred shortly after they arrived back in Toronto.
 
First, here is the original 'Ball' interview from the court at Madison Square Garden. 

        


Now, here’s the exclusive RaptorTalk follow-up Q&A between Hedo Turkoglu and The Coach, Jack Armstrong:


The Coach: H E L L O !  I’m here with Hedo Turkoglu enjoying a smooth MGD.
 
Hedo: Hi, Coach

The Coach: Hedo, our interview from New York is all over television, radio and the internet.

Hedo: Yes, Coach

The Coach: What do you need more of to regain your scoring touch?

Hedo: Ball

The Coach: This summer when Orlando gave you a lowball offer, what did you tell Otis Smith you were going to do?

Hedo: Bolt

The Coach: You play the Nets next week -  tell me who you'll be guarding?

Hedo: Yi, Coach.

The Coach: I noticed your new ‘do, kind of a 'faux hawk'. What’s next?

Hedo: Bald

The Coach: What did the training staff put near your locker in case you got sick from all that Sprite and Pizza Pizza?

Hedo: Bowl

The Coach: Do you even like Sprite and Pizza Pizza?

Hedo: No, Coach.

The Coach: Which Italian Raptor do you think is best at taking it to the hole – Andrea or Marco?

Hedo: Bell

The Coach: Who is the best big man in the game today?

Hedo: Yao, Coach

The Coach: Back in 'da day, which long, tall center gave you the most trouble?

Hedo: Bol

The Coach: You spent a year down south in San Antonio - tell me what you said to Greg Popovich?

Hedo: Y’all, Coach

The Coach: We know the Leafs are a mess, but what's the worst run franchise in pro sports?

Hedo: Bills

The Coach: In training camp, what did you say to Jay Triano when you first met?

Hedo: Yo, Coach

The Coach: Bryan Colangelo said you were badly out of shape to start the season.

Hedo: Bull

The Coach: Jay’s been bustin’ your chops lately. What do you say to Coach Triano when he says you’re dogging it?

Hedo: F you, Coach

The Coach: If Jay Triano gets fired, who should the Raptors hire?

Hedo: You, Coach

The Coach: In the Lakers game, what did you say when Jay asked if you wanted the ball in your hands for the final shot?

Hedo: F**king Yea, Coach

The Coach: Well Hedo, thanks for another awkward interview.

Hedo: I got nuttin’ else to say.

The Coach: Get 'dat gah-bage outta here!

Hedo: BALL!